Lesson 4 Stop! You Are Ticking My Funny Bone!

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(On the way home)

Jessica : Have you heard any good jokes lately?

Garam : Well, let me see. How does a dog bark in a foreign language?

Jessica : In a foreign language? I don't have a clue.

Garam : "Meow, meow."

Jessica : I see. See if you get this. How do you get down from an elephant?

Garam : By using a ladder?

Jessica : No. You don't get down from an elephant. You get down from a duck. Are you following me?

Garam : Hmm... funny. How about this one? Two people, I-♡-U and I-♡-U-Not, lived in a village. One day, the two had an argument and I-♡-U-Not left the village. Who is left?

Jessica : I-♡-U, of course.

Garam : I love you, too, Jessica.

Lesson 5 Learning in Cyberspace

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(At the school computer center)

Daniel : Where am I supposed to get all this information?

Garam : Surf the Internet, Daniel.

Daniel : That's easy for you to say.

Garam : It's not just easy to say; it's easy to do.

Daniel : I don't think the Internet likes me at all.

Garam : Are you afraid of using the Internet?

Daniel : Not exactly. I get frustrated so easily.

Garam : You just need to keep your goal in mind.

Daniel : Do me a favor, Garam? Could you show me how you work?

Garam : No problem. There's nothing to it. Just follow what it tells you.

Daniel : You make it sound so easy, Mr. Gates.

Lesson 6 Habits to Keep for Life

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(At a concert, during break)

Sarang : (out of breath) There you are, Daniel. I finally found you.

Daniel : Hi, Sarang. What happened to you?

Sarang : I didn't leave the house on time, so I missed the bus.

Daniel :  You were surfing the Internet again, weren't you?

Sarang :  I can't tell you how sorry I am. I thought I had enough time.

Daniel : The first part of the concert is already over. It was out of sight!

Sarang : Oh, no! That was the part I wanted to see the most. Hey, did you bring my binoculars?

Daniel : No! I completely forgot them again. I am terribly sorry.

Sarang : It doesn't matter, Daniel. I'm sure you didn't mean it.

Daniel : You known Sarang, I am really tired of making the same mistake.

Sarang : That's just what I was thinking. Let's do something about it.